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p. 10 — Pre-Pro
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Act 1, Track 3 — Duet
Midnight Church Aftermath — Pre-Production Sheet
Small Talk
Key Ab Major
BPM 92
Artist Kris Bradley
Co-written with Blue Foley
Status Featured Artist TBD / Blue Foley Bonus Track
"I don't want to know what you do or how's the weather. I want to know what keeps you up at night."
Kris has always been wired for depth. The obligatory pleasantries, the polite check-ins, the performative how-are-yous that nobody actually means — they drain her. She is a deep and wide, one-on-one person. This song is the honest, slightly impatient, tongue-in-cheek confession of someone who would rather skip straight to the real thing every single time.
Opens with the flip of the script — getting weirded in instead of weirded out, finding a kindred spirit in someone who just unloads their real self. Verse 2 goes even deeper, kitchen table talk, darkest thoughts, what keeps you up. The bridge is the punchline and the manifesto: here's a full list of everything she won't talk about. The chorus lands it each time with a wink and a refusal. Playful but absolutely meant.
Weirded in, not weirded out
Info dumps as a love language
Kitchen table talk over cocktail party talk
Politeness as a waste of breath
Cut the small talk, give me what you've got
Overall Vibe
Playful, tongue-in-cheek, classic country. Warm and conversational. Follow the demo direction.
Format
Finding a feature artist with a similar following for the duet. Also recording a solo version. Blue Foley bonus track down the line.
Demo Status
Direction approved. Two demos exist (duet + solo). Demo is for structure — take liberties to bring it into the same tone as the references.
This is country, but it needs to feel appropriate to the record — not too honky tonk. Same approach as You Better Fix My Life: classic country DNA that fits the Midnight Church Aftermath world. Open to collaboration from the band and co-producers on bringing this to life.
Drums
Bass
Acoustic Guitar
Dobro
Lap Steel / Pedal Steel
Tambourine
Fiddle (opt.)
Follow the demo. Open to collaboration from the band and co-producers on instrumentation choices.
Kacey Musgraves — classic country wit
John Prine — In Spite of Ourselves
Lainey Wilson — Counting Chickens
Counting Chickens is the sweet spot for this song's production target — weird and upbeat with a classic acoustic country foundation, but with a modern approach in the playing, production, and mix. That balance of old soul and fresh execution is exactly what Small Talk is going for.
Rootsy acoustic-forward country-folk duet. Fingerpicked guitar, brushed percussion, upright bass, soft shaker, spontaneous hand claps. Two voices trading lines naturally -- witty, playful, conversational. Close-mic'd vocals, dry-to-light reverb, full of personality. Small-room ambience (low TV murmur, chair creaks, glass clinks). Simple, hooky, talk-sing friendly. Loose Americana groove, organic singalong chorus. No glossy pop. Acoustic, earthy, intimate. Light harmony stacks.
Verse 2 — "I'm talking kitchen table talk"

Direct reference to the album track Kitchen Table Talk (Act 2). The phrase plants the seed early and rewards listeners who know both songs.
Concept TBD
Identify featured artist candidates — similar following, complementary vocal
Music video or visualizer direction TBD
p. 11 — Lyrics
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Act 1, Track 3 — Duet
Midnight Church Aftermath — Lyrics
Small Talk
Written by Kris Bradley & Blue Foley
© Boomfox Productions
You think you weirded me out
But you weirded me in
When you told me your life story
Over last night's bath tub gin
And now you've got a friend for a life
Info dump on me all night
I'm tired of answering "how ya been?
Just to be polite
If it ain't real I don't want it
If you gotta force it, or flaunt it
Then just keep it yourself cuz I'm alright
If you ask me what I do, or how's the weather
I'm just thinking please do better
I know it's what we've all been taught
Ya waste your breath, ya piss me off
Cuz I ain't big on small talk
I never understood
Reading 'tween the lines
Just tell it like it is
So you don't have to say it twice
I wanna know your darkest thoughts
I'm talking kitchen table talk
I wanna know what keeps you up at night
If it ain't real I don't want it
If you gotta force it, or flaunt it
Then just keep it yourself cuz I'm alright
If you ask me what I do, or how's the weather
I'm just thinking please do better
I know it's what we've all been taught
Ya waste your breath, ya piss me off
Cuz I ain't big on small talk
If you start out small, I'm just gonna shut you down
So here's what I ain't talking about...
The way the work week's goin'
The way the wind's been blowing
Did the dodgers win
Or How ya been
Just cut the shit and gimme
What cha got....
Cuz I ain't big on small talk
If it ain't real I don't want it
If you gotta force it, or flaunt it
Then just keep it yourself cuz I'm alright
If you ask me what I do, or how's the weather
I'm just thinking please do better
I know it's what we've all been taught
Ya waste your breath, ya piss me off
Cuz I ain't big on small talk