D2
Song Sheet — Disc Two / Album Track
Anything But Jesus
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📖 Story
Layer 3 — The Public Story Fan-facing

Fan hook. If you've spent years searching for something and quietly avoiding the one thing you never let yourself look at — this song is for you.

I have been a spiritual seeker my whole adult life.

Manifestation. Mysticism. Law of attraction. Eastern practices, Western practices, energy work, consciousness work. I've probably read hundreds of books about how the universe is supposed to work. I genuinely loved all of it. I still find a lot of it beautiful.

Then I moved to Maui. And I hit another wave of burnout.

Somewhere in the middle of that quiet, I felt this strange, persistent pull to look in a direction I had spent my entire adult life avoiding. Not because anyone told me to. Not because I was looking for religion. Just curiosity. So I started reading. And then I started studying. The history, the context, the actual person at the center of it.

And one day I sat back and realized something almost funny.

I had explored every spiritual path imaginable. Every one. Except that one. My whole life had quietly been about anything but the very thing I was finally willing to look at.

I get why people avoid it. I avoided it for the same reasons most of us do. Religion. Church hurt. Being told what to believe. The whole inherited weight of it. But somewhere along the way, what I found wasn't religion at all. It was something I wasn't expecting.

I'm still on the journey. I'm not here to convince anyone of anything. This song is just the moment I stopped pretending I'd actually looked.

"I had explored every spiritual path imaginable. Every one. Except that one."
Layer 1 — Bullet Framework Internal anchors
Story Bullet Points (memory anchors)
  • spent 20+ years exploring spirituality
  • manifestation, law of attraction, mysticism
  • Eastern practices, Western practices, magic, consciousness work
  • fascination with spirituality and metaphysics
  • moved to Maui
  • second burnout / nervous system shutdown
  • unexpectedly felt drawn to read the Bible
  • started studying its history and context
  • realization: explored everything else
  • phrase: “anything but Jesus”
  • understanding why people avoid it (religion, church hurt, autonomy)
  • discovering faith as relationship, not religion
  • still on the journey
  • song born from that realization
Story Angle

A spiritual seeker who explored every path imaginable eventually realizing the one thing she never seriously examined was the one she’d been avoiding all along.

Core Theme

Sometimes the thing we resist the most is the thing we’re actually curious about.

Key Emotional Turn

This is the moment that lands:

“I realized I had spent 20 years exploring every spiritual path imaginable… except the one I had avoided the most.”

Pause.

Then
“Anything but Jesus.”
Story Tone (important)

Frame it as curiosity and humility, not authority.

You’re not saying
“I figured it all out.”
You’re saying
“I realized I’d never actually looked at this honestly.”

That keeps the audience open.

Suggested Story Flow
  • Lifelong spiritual curiosity
  • Exploring many practices and ideas
  • Moving to Maui / burnout
  • Feeling drawn to read the Bible
  • Realizing you’d avoided it
  • Understanding why many people do
  • Discovering a personal relationship with Christ
Short Version (25 seconds)
“I spent more than twenty years exploring spirituality—everything from manifestation and mysticism to consciousness work and meditation. I’ve probably read hundreds of books about how the universe works. Then when I moved to Maui and hit another wave of burnout, I felt this strange pull to read the Bible. And I realized something funny… I had explored almost every spiritual path imaginable. Except that one. It was like my whole life had been about anything but Jesus.”
Longer Version (45 seconds)
“I’ve been a spiritual seeker most of my life. I’ve explored manifestation, mysticism, Eastern practices, Western practices—probably read hundreds of books about how reality works. Then when I moved to Maui and hit another wave of burnout, I felt drawn to read the Bible. And the more I looked into it, the more I realized something interesting… I had explored almost every spiritual path imaginable. Except that one. And I think a lot of us feel that way—we’re curious about spirituality, but we’re wary of religion, church hurt, and being told what to believe. But for me it became less about religion and more about relationship. And that’s where this song came from.”
Why This Story Works

It lands because it’s about:

curiosity

resistance

personal discovery

Not about telling anyone what they should believe.

Performance Tip

Let the title line sit in the air before playing.

Say it slowly
“Anything… but Jesus.”

Pause.

Then start the song.

One Small Suggestion

You might include one self-aware line that softens the moment, like:

“Turns out I’d been searching everywhere… except the place I was most skeptical of.”

That keeps the tone humble.

Layer 2 — Performance Scripts Short · long · stage banter
Transition Line Options
Simple
“This song is called Anything But Jesus.”
Reflective
“It’s about the one thing I spent years avoiding.”
Light
“Turns out sometimes curiosity leads you somewhere unexpected.”
🎵 Lyrics
Written by Kris Bradley & Blue Foley · © Boomfox Productions
Verse 1I tried it all
Still ain't found what's gonna save me
Back up against the wall
Folded the hand that life gave me

I tried Reiki
Found me a shaman
And a crystal ball
With a witch on call
House of tarot cards fallin'

I tried whiskey,
I've been sinnin'
I tried pills and smoke
And rolled with both
Men and womenPre-ChorusI've been through hell
Just to get to heavenChorusCause when you don't want a king
You'll try 'most anything
Trying to relieve a soul that's got a
God shaped hole
Called to the light you'll try to
Go run and hide behind
Your thin disguise
Of lies that made you blind to
All your rhymes and reasons
Anything but JesusVerse 2I bowed down to anything
Anything just tryna feel whole
Every idol took a piece
Just a little piece of my soul

I'm not preaching
I'm just sayin
I bent the truth till I could
Feel my back breakin'

Heaven help me
Felt that wrath
Ain't no altar call
No child it's the aftermathPre-ChorusI lost myself
Trying to be my own saviorChorusCause when you don't want a king
You'll try 'most anything
Trying to relieve a soul that's got a
God shaped hole
Called to the light you'll try to
Go run and hide behind
Your thin disguise
Of lies that made you blind to
All your rhymes and reasons
Anything but JesusBridgeI bit the apple
Wanted sight without surrender
And the snake led me in
To the hell that I enteredChorusCause when you don't want a king
You'll try 'most anything
Trying to relieve a soul that's got a
God shaped hole
Called to the light you'll try to
Go run and hide behind
Your thin disguise
Of lies that made you blind to
All your rhymes and reasons
Addicted to the fall
Of all of those seasons
Screaming anything but Jesus
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