D1
Song Sheet — Disc One / Wellness Anthem
You Better Fix My Life
Disc One Wellness Anthem Humor Kacey-Adjacent Full Production

The Story — What This Song Is Really About
Brain dump goes here.

📖 Story
Layer 3 — The Public Story Fan-facing

Fan hook. If you've ever clicked an ad at midnight thinking this is exactly what I need — this song is for you.

How many of you have ever clicked on an ad because some part of your brain whispered this is exactly what I need?

Be honest.

The thing about the internet is the algorithm knows you better than you know yourself. It knows the time of day you're weakest. It knows the mood you're in. It knows the unfinished thought you're trying to outrun. And it serves you the exact product, course, supplement, gadget, or morning routine that promises to finally make you the version of you that you've been trying to become.

I have clicked on so many of those ads.

And every single time, somewhere underneath the click, I catch myself thinking the same thing.

You better fix my life.

Eventually I realized that was a pretty good song title.

"The algorithm knows you better than you know yourself."
Layer 1 — Bullet Framework Internal anchors
Story Bullet Points (memory anchors)
  • ask audience: “Anyone ever click on an ad that promised to change your life?”
  • moment of recognition: this is exactly what I need
  • love/hate relationship with algorithms
  • ads know exactly what you’re searching for
  • everything promises transformation
  • supplements, gadgets, courses, clothes, hacks
  • internal phrase: “You better fix my life.”
  • realization: chasing the next fix is universal
  • inspiration for the song
Story Angle

A playful look at our obsession with the next thing that’s going to fix everything.

It pokes fun at the modern self-improvement rabbit hole.

Core Theme

We’re always one purchase, one trick, one plan away from thinking our life will finally make sense.

Audience Hook (important)

Your opener works well:

“How many of you have ever clicked on an ad because you thought, this is exactly what I need?”

Almost every room will react.

Suggested Story Flow
  • Ask the ad question
  • Talk about the algorithm knowing you
  • Mention a few examples (quick and funny)
  • Land the line “You better fix my life.”
Key Line Moment
“Whenever I click on one of those ads I catch myself thinking…

you better fix my life.”

Pause.

That’s the hook.

Why This Story Works

It gives the audience:

humor

modern relatability

a break from heavier material

And it sets up a fun, catchy hook title.

Small Suggestion

Instead of narrowing it to biohackers, broaden the joke:

Examples you can riff:

“supplements”
“the next productivity system”
“a new morning routine”
“Amazon purchases”

Everyone understands that.

Layer 2 — Performance Scripts Short · long · stage banter
Transition Line Options
Simple
“And eventually I realized that’s a pretty good song title.”
Playful
“So I wrote a song about it.”
Audience connection
“If you’ve ever fallen for the ‘this will change everything’ purchase… this one’s for you.”
Story Length Options
Short version (15–20 sec)
“How many of you have ever clicked on an ad because you thought, ‘this is exactly what I need’? The thing about the internet is the algorithm knows you better than you know yourself. So every time I click one of those ads I find myself thinking the same thing: you better fix my life.”
Longer version (35–45 sec)
Add quick examples

supplements

gadgets

productivity systems

clothes

Then land the line.

🎵 Lyrics
Written by Kris Bradley & Blue Foley · © Boomfox Productions
Verse 1Peptides on my face
Protein in my coffee
Countin' every macro
Still feel kinda lost-y
A vest with weights, n' vibration plate
And therapy, red light
You know I'll go to any length
If you say You gonna fix my lifeChorusYou better fix my life
You better be the one
I've been chasing every dragon
Under the God forsaken sun,
You better fix my life
You better do it fast
I ain't got much time
So you better fix my lifeVerse 2I saw your ad for weight loss
Pulled out my credit card
Now bring on the thin me
And please don't break my heart
Striking up a doobie,
Sittin' up on the porch
Wonderin how the new me
Is gonna squeeze into a size 4BridgeGot all my subscriptions
Signed the dotted line
Ate all my prescriptions
Now you better fix my lifeChorusYou better fix my life
You better be the one
I've been chasing every dragon
Under the God forsaken sun,
You better fix my life
You better do it fast
Pour me another glass of wine
Yeah you better fix my life
Gimme another vice
Yeah you better fix my life
I'm running out of time
So you better fix my life
Music Video Concept — The Wellness Industrial Complex
🎬 Music Video Visual Scenes — KB's Ideas
  • Scene 1 — The Treadmill: KB running on a treadmill. A fishing rod dangling something in front of her — a candy bar, a peptide, a supplement, whatever the current wellness obsession is. The carrot she can never quite reach. Dry, deadpan expression. Never stops running.
  • Scene 2 — The Measuring Tape: KB measuring her waist with a measuring tape. Matter-of-fact. No commentary needed. The image says everything.
  • Scene 3 — The Spa Ritual: KB with under-eye patches on her face. Cucumbers on her eyes. The full wellness treatment. Looking completely unbothered. Maybe reading something. Completely at odds with the chaos of the song.
  • Tone reference: Kacey Musgraves music video energy — dry humor, visually specific, self-aware without tipping into full parody. The joke is real. The song is real. Both can be true simultaneously.
  • Why it works: Fix My Life is one of the Kacey-adjacent songs on the record. This concept is visual proof of that. The wellness industrial complex as both aspiration and absurdity is the exact emotional register of the song.
  • Note re: supplement bowl: The Nashville Airbnb supplement bowl content already seeds this visual world. The treadmill scene is its natural extension. The audience will recognize the throughline.
  • Additional scene ideas to develop: A fridge full of green juice with one sad sad chocolate bar hidden in the back. A vision board with conflicting goals. A stack of self-help books being used as a footrest. A fitness tracker showing 47 steps taken today.

Content Hook Ideas
  • "I wrote a song about the wellness industrial complex. It has a stomp-clap breakdown. You're welcome."
  • "For everyone who has tried everything and is still waiting for it to fix their life."
  • "This song is for the supplement bowl on the kitchen counter. You know who you are."
  • "POV: you have every wellness tool known to humanity and you're still a mess. this song is for you."
  • "The measuring tape. The treadmill. The green juice. The still-broken nervous system. I wrote a song about it."

Release Strategy Notes
January 1 2027 drop — the New Year wellness resolution angle writes itself. Everyone is starting a new wellness routine. KB is writing a song about it. Perfect timing already locked.
Sync / Licensing Potential
Strong sync candidate for wellness brands, fitness content, lifestyle media. The humor angle opens doors that earnest wellness content can't. Any brand that can laugh at the wellness industrial complex is a fit.
Billboard
🪧 Billboard — One Per Song
  • Confirmed: every single in the campaign gets its own billboard. Not a phase-4 or cash-flow-permitting extra — a locked part of each release.
  • Billboard copy: To add — write this song's billboard line here.
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