Fix My Life

Song Sheet - Disc One / Wellness Anthem / Single / Jan 1, 2027 · retitled "Fix My Life" (Sept 2026)

Fan hook. If you've ever clicked an ad at midnight thinking this is exactly what I need — this song is for you.

How many of you have ever clicked on an ad because some part of your brain whispered this is exactly what I need?

Be honest.

The thing about the internet is the algorithm knows you better than you know yourself. It knows the time of day you're weakest. It knows the mood you're in. It knows the unfinished thought you're trying to outrun. And it serves you the exact product, course, supplement, gadget, or morning routine that promises to finally make you the version of you that you've been trying to become.

I have clicked on so many of those ads.

And every single time, somewhere underneath the click, I catch myself thinking the same thing.

You better fix my life.

Eventually I realized that was a pretty good song title.

• ask audience: “Anyone ever click on an ad that promised to change your life?”
• moment of recognition: this is exactly what I need
• love/hate relationship with algorithms
• ads know exactly what you’re searching for
• everything promises transformation
• supplements, gadgets, courses, clothes, hacks
• internal phrase: “You better fix my life.”
• realization: chasing the next fix is universal
• inspiration for the song

A playful look at our obsession with the next thing that’s going to fix everything.

It pokes fun at the modern self-improvement rabbit hole.

We’re always one purchase, one trick, one plan away from thinking our life will finally make sense.

Your opener works well:

Almost every room will react.

• Ask the ad question
• Talk about the algorithm knowing you
• Mention a few examples (quick and funny)
• Land the line “You better fix my life.”

you better fix my life.”

Pause.

That’s the hook.

It gives the audience:

humor

modern relatability

a break from heavier material

And it sets up a fun, catchy hook title.

Instead of narrowing it to biohackers, broaden the joke:

Examples you can riff:

Everyone understands that.

supplements

gadgets

productivity systems

clothes

Then land the line.

• Wellness industrial complex hooks: "For everyone who has tried everything and is still waiting for it to fix their life." / "The measuring tape. The treadmill. The green juice. The still-broken nervous system."
• Kacey-adjacent humor hooks: "This song is for the supplement bowl on the kitchen counter." / "I have every wellness tool known to humanity and I'm still a mess."
• POV hooks: "POV: you have every wellness tool known to humanity and you're still a mess. this song is for you."
• New Year timing hooks: January 1st — everyone starting a wellness resolution, KB releasing a song about how that goes
• Nature documentary format (Swipe #016): "Here we observe the specimen on her treadmill. She has been told this will fix her life. She is still waiting."
• Sounds like: Kacey Musgraves — dry humor, visually specific, self-aware

• Scene 1 — The Treadmill: KB running on a treadmill. A fishing rod dangling something in front of her — a candy bar, a peptide, a supplement, whatever the current wellness obsession is. The carrot she can never quite reach. Dry, deadpan expression. Never stops running.
• Scene 2 — The Measuring Tape: KB measuring her waist with a measuring tape. Matter-of-fact. No commentary needed. The image says everything.
• Scene 3 — The Spa Ritual: KB with under-eye patches on her face. Cucumbers on her eyes. The full wellness treatment. Looking completely unbothered. Maybe reading something. Completely at odds with the chaos of the song.
• Tone reference: Kacey Musgraves music video energy — dry humor, visually specific, self-aware without tipping into full parody. The joke is real. The song is real. Both can be true simultaneously.
• Why it works: Fix My Life is one of the Kacey-adjacent songs on the record. This concept is visual proof of that. The wellness industrial complex as both aspiration and absurdity is the exact emotional register of the song.
• Note re: supplement bowl: The Nashville Airbnb supplement bowl content already seeds this visual world. The treadmill scene is its natural extension. The audience will recognize the throughline.
• Additional scene ideas to develop: A fridge full of green juice with one sad sad chocolate bar hidden in the back. A vision board with conflicting goals. A stack of self-help books being used as a footrest. A fitness tracker showing 47 steps taken today.

• "I wrote a song about the wellness industrial complex. It has a stomp-clap breakdown. You're welcome."
• "For everyone who has tried everything and is still waiting for it to fix their life."
• "This song is for the supplement bowl on the kitchen counter. You know who you are."
• "POV: you have every wellness tool known to humanity and you're still a mess. this song is for you."
• "The measuring tape. The treadmill. The green juice. The still-broken nervous system. I wrote a song about it."

• Confirmed: every single in the campaign gets its own billboard. Not a phase-4 or cash-flow-permitting extra — a locked part of each release.
• Billboard copy: To add — write this song's billboard line here.

• Source: Instagram — https://www.instagram.com/p/Da5gAVkg8_H/?igsh=MWQyaTNzZDh4MHRyNQ==
• The concept: A supercut of wellness influencers, supplement ads, self-help gurus, and fitness content all opening with "you NEED this" / "here's why you need this" / "if you don't have this you're doing it wrong" / "this changed my life" — spliced together rapid fire, back to back to back. The more clips the better. The more urgent and earnest they are, the funnier the contrast.
• The button: After the supercut, KB does something completely unbothered. Takes a sip of coffee. Shrugs at the camera. Looks directly into the lens deadpan. Doesn't say anything. Fix My Life plays underneath.
• Why it works: The humor is the volume. Nobody clip alone is funny — it's the accumulation that makes the point. By the 10th "you NEED this" the viewer is already laughing. KB's unbothered reaction is the punchline.
• How to source clips: Search TikTok and Instagram for supplement ads, morning routine videos, productivity influencers, wellness coaches. The opening hook of almost any self-improvement video will have the exact format. Save the first 2–3 seconds of each. You need 8–12 clips minimum for the supercut to land.
• Caption options:
• "you better fix my life." ← song title as caption, nothing else
• "I've tried everything. asking for a friend."
• "still waiting."
• "peptides on my face, protein in my coffee, still feel kinda lost-y."
• "I signed the dotted line. it hasn't fixed my life yet."
• Timing: This is a post-release piece — Fix My Life drops January 1st 2027. But start sourcing and saving clips now. You'll want a bank of 20–30 opening hooks so you can pick the best ones for the edit.
• Execution note: Justin can cut this. It's a pure editing piece — no filming required from KB except the unbothered reaction shot at the end. That's one minute of filming max.

• Source: Instagram Reel — https://www.instagram.com/reel/Daq47u_SDX_/?igsh=aTJnZDg3cTdobmdm
• What it is: Nic D is followed around by a camera crew in a deadpan nature documentary style — old-timey narration identifying him as a "caveman" who "gets food for the tribe" and "makes fire." Then it cuts to the song and the lyric is literally "I'm a caveman, I make fire." The narration setup and the song payoff are the same line. Funny, well-executed, totally ownable format.
• Why KB dropped it: The format is reusable for any song where a lyric is specific and funny enough to become the punchline. The genius is that the nature documentary narration sets up the absurdity and then the song delivers it straight — making the lyric funnier in context than it would be alone.
• The format principle: Deadpan nature documentary narration describes KB doing something ordinary → the narration language mirrors a lyric → hard cut to song where that exact lyric plays. The setup and payoff are the same words.
• Best MCA candidates:
• Make God Laugh — "Here we observe the independent artist in her natural habitat. She has made plans. God is laughing." → cut to Make God Laugh chorus. This one writes itself.
• You Better Fix My Life — "Here we observe the specimen on her treadmill. She has been told this will fix her life. She is still waiting." → cut to Fix My Life. Pairs perfectly with the treadmill music video concept.
• Walking Contradiction — "Here we observe a creature that defies easy classification. Scientists have been unable to place her in a single category." → cut to Walking Contradiction.
• Shaped By My Sin — "Here we observe the subject adding cowbell. She has no regrets." → cut to Shaped By My Sin.
• Execution note: The narration voice matters — needs to be deadpan, slightly old-timey, completely sincere. KB doing her own VO in that register would be funnier than sourcing someone else. The comedy lives in her playing it completely straight.

• Wellness brands, fitness content, lifestyle media
• Humor angle opens doors earnest wellness content can't